We Love You Buchholz

We love you Buchholz, oh yes we do
We love you Buchholz, and we are true
When you're not pitching, we're blue
Oh Buchholz, we love you


"Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Bagandbnj and Clay Buchholz has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other."

BNJ: Clay?
Clay: Yes
BNJ: Let's talk.
Clay: Okay.
BNJ: ... [stares dreamily into Clay's eyes]
Clay: ...
BNJ: ...
Clay: So, uh, are we going to talk?
BNJ: [snaps out of it] Uh, yes?
Clay: What about?
BNJ: ... [more staring]
Clay: Hello?
BNJ: What?
Clay: ...
BNJ: ...
Clay: I'm outta here.

Jesus, that hat is big.