Week in Review: California Love

The Sox are feeling the Golden State this week with beauty queen Heidi Watney, who will replace Tina Cervasio when not skydiving, taking boxing lessons or dating me.

Woodland, CA's own Dustin Pedroia brings the laser show to Fenway to dispatch Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Former Oakland star Miguel Tejada sets the stage for the first real internal Me and Pedro argument over ESPN's "gotcha" TV program.

Fairfield, CA's Joe Thurston starts on Patriots' Day after a harrowing escape.

Sox fan Conan O'Brien looks to Burbank, while the douchey forces of Fallon sign to take over his chair. Heidi said she'd rather turn off the TV than watch. So I probably shouldn't complain.

(Greatest. Beat. Ever.)

Ladies and Gentlemen....

I present Heidi Watney, "California beauty queen who was suddenly dumped from her last job at a FOX affiliate in Fresno," who will takeover sideline reporting duties of the departed by Tina Cervasio:


I know good journalism when I see it, and this is it. Alas, it would appear NESN took a net loss on this one. But I'm willing to be patient.

See also: skydiving, whitewater rafting, and fighter jet flying!