The bats are back!

Mike Lowell returns and just like that an offensive explosion to the tune of 5 (five) hits. And we're rolling.....

What is a lineup without Mike Lowell?
What's Ronaldo if he ain't smokin' pole?
What is Youk and he ain't really clutch?
What's Andruw Jones if he ain't really Dutch?
What is Obama if he ain't schooling locals?
What's the base if it's taking from the vocals?
What's Little Dusty without his little lady?
What is the Rocket if he ain't being shady?
Not a not a not a, not a damn thing
What's Adrian Beltre without that swing?
What's Garfield without Garfield?
What's A-Rod if he ain't really healed?
What's a ballplayer if he ain't knockin boots?
What's a manager without the disputes?
What is Barry Bonds if he ain't still waiting?
What is Bob Costas if he ain't always hating?
Oooh ooh, it's like that you keep goin
Freak freak y'all cause you know that we showin
What to go what to go what to go what to go what
to go what to go what to go what to go WHAT!

But seriously, how 'bout that Jonathan Lester!