Monday, February 11, 2008

How Youkilis Will Spend His $3 million













Deal is done. Here's where the money is going:

  • Recoup the investment loss in Slump Buster energy drink ($100,000)
  • Impending Wedding ($500,000)
  • Residual payments to Michael Lewis for placement in Moneyball ($200,000)
  • 1 BR North End love nest ($1.1 million)
  • Hitting the shit out of the ball (free)
  • Donations to his foundation, now that he's out of hair ($200,000)
  • Giving to Sean Casey mayoral campaign ($100,000)
  • Ruling the Yankees ($138.48 for instructional 2004-07 DVD set with free Super Saver shipping)
  • General owning of AL East ($500,000)
  • Nancy Kerrigan-like takeout of Erik Bedard before Seattle series ($20,000)
  • Bet on Pats to go undefeated next year ($181,000 at 25-1)
  • Jacoby Ellsbury signed baseball ($159)
  • Chips ($88,702.52)

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