Haiku Review

Schilling breaks silence
Says he'll follow Sox orders
We all await Clay


Pen has open spot?
Competition is quite fierce?
Not this year, methinks


Papelbon checks in
Says he hunts with Eli M.
Please hold Cheney jokes


Wake says he's healthy
It's too bad that "healthy" means
More Mirabelli


"I'm never leaving"
Says catcher Mirabelli
Please, please, please, please go


New pitch for Okie?
Crafty lefty befuddles
Bats rendered useless